1:32:01
I'm no longer a man.
1:32:04
I awoke to discover
I turned into a sparrow.
1:32:06
- Is that so ?
1:32:10
Well, I awoke to discover
I'd turned into a cat !
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If you don't do as I say,
I'll sink my little fangs
into your drumsticks...
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and suck the marrow
straight out of your bones !
1:32:18
- Have you got that, little bird ?
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At your service, Count.
1:32:27
To my beloved reader,
1:32:30
prepare yourself
for the most impure tale...
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ever to spring
from the mind of man.
1:32:37
Off your hump.
1:32:42
Dauphin.
To my beloved reader,
1:32:46
prepare yourself
for the most...
1:32:49
impure tale ever told.
1:32:55
To my beloved reader,
1:32:57
prepare yourself
for an impure tale.
1:33:04
- Psst, Bouchon.
- Huh ?
1:33:07
To my beloved reader,
prepare yourself.
1:33:09
I have an impure tale to tell.
1:33:14
Prepare yourself.
1:33:18
- Bouchon ?
1:33:21
What did you say ?
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Prepare yourself.
I've a tale, an impure tale.
1:33:33
Our story concerns
the prostitute, Fauchau,
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whom nature had equipped...
1:33:38
with a tight and tiny fissure
between her thighs...
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and the most finely
cleft ass ever molded...
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by the hand of God.
1:33:52
Fauchau was a prostitute...
1:33:55
with a tight
and downy fissure...
1:33:59
between her thighs and-