:01:00
Show you as much as you need to know.
:01:03
This is the main area
of the university.
:01:06
You'll be getting used to this area.
:01:08
This is sort of where you congregate.
:01:11
Come in around me. Keep close.
:01:14
I've had problems
with stragglers before, OK?
:01:17
They get lost in the back
and hit by trucks, OK?
:01:20
It's not pretty. This is the...
:01:24
By the way, this is the Joseph
H Nelson memorial Library here, OK?
:01:29
It was built, uh...
It was built, uh, in the 1600s.
:01:32
1600s? It says 1951.
:01:36
(Sniggering)
:01:41
That's the address. OK? Wise-ass.
:01:45
That's the psychology department.
:01:47
You're expected to volunteer for
cutting-edge experimental testing.
:01:52
Kind of cool.
:01:54
When it's your turn, remember
to wear loose clothes, no metal,
:01:59
and be prepared to receive several
heavy doses of electric current.
:02:06
They're watching us right now.
:02:10
Over there
is the department of English.
:02:12
most of you speak English already
so we can skip that.
:02:16
- How long have you been here?
- Eight years.
:02:19
(All laughing)
:02:22
You don't seem to know anything.
This is the worst tour ever.
:02:26
It's the worst school ever.
Doesn't anything cool happen?
:02:30
Yeah, cool stuff happens.
:02:32
This university
is the coolest place in the world.
:02:35
That's because
he's never been anywhere else.
:02:38
(All laughing)
:02:42
Go ahead, laugh all you want.
:02:44
But the fact is, this is the setting
for the greatest story ever told.
:02:50
OK?
:02:51
It's about this guy I knew,
Josh Parker,
:02:55
and his girlfriend, Tiffany.
:02:57
It's one of the most
fascinating journeys ever.