1:53:10
We cower in our shelters
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With our hands over our ears
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Lloyd Webber's awful stuff
runs for years
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And years and years
and years and years
1:53:25
An earthquake hits the theatre
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But the operetta lingers
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Then the piano lid comes down
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Breaks his fucking Fiingers
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It's a miracle