:21:02
Yeah, you guys are right.
If we were,
:21:06
they'd probably cast some ding bat
like Jennifer Love Huge Tits to play me.
:21:11
Yeah, or they'd cast people
in their late twenties,
early thirties to play us.
:21:17
- Kenny, get the camera ready.
Here. Hold my gum.
:21:23
- Sheriff, Sheriff,
can I get a statement?
- No comment.
:21:26
Damn. Who do I have to screw around here
to get a stupid story?
:21:31
Hey! Hey, no running.
:21:36
Loser.
:21:38
- Slow it down!
- Blow me!
:21:41
All right!
:21:43
Hi. Gail Hailstorm.
Field Reporter, Hard Story.
:21:46
Special Officer Doofy.
:21:49
Oh, hi, Doofy. Doofy, listen.
Is there a problem on campus?
:21:53
- No comment. No comment.
- Okay. Okay.
:21:55
You know, you look awfully young
to be a police officer.
:21:59
- I'm 25 and a half years old.
- Ooh!
:22:01
- Yeah, that's this many.
- Ah, so big.
:22:04
Yeah. That's big.
:22:06
Well, you don't look
a day over 12.
:22:09
Except for the big head
and glazed-over look in your eyes.
:22:13
- Ooh, was that drool?
- Yeah. I for got to swallow.
:22:16
Don't worry,
'cause I never forget.
:22:22
- Would you remind me
not to do that again?
- Sorry.
:22:24
Due to the recent tragedy, the sheriff
and me, your principal,
:22:27
will be questioning all students
throughout the day.
:22:30
Wow. Sounds like we've got the makings
of a serial killer on our hands.
:22:33
Yeah, I'm not supposed to say.
It's official police business.
:22:36
Hey, Doofy, what do you say you and I
go inside my van over there...
:22:40
and, uh, get to know
each other a little better?
:22:43
- Would you like that?
Yeah, that van right there.
- That van?
:22:47
Yeah.
:22:49
- Yeah, okay, let's go. Come on.
- Oh!
:22:53
A terrible tragedy
and an unbearable loss.
:22:57
It's days like today
that we need prayer in school.