:38:02
- Guess what I just did
with those hookers we busted.
- No way.
:38:04
All the way, man! Yes, yes.
Watch this. Doofy!
:38:08
- Yeah?
- Come on. Come on.
:38:10
Okay.
:38:12
Special Officer Doofy reporting.
:38:15
Hey, Doofy,
smell my fingers.
:38:17
- What's that?
- That's when you know
you've become a man, Doofy!
:38:22
Hey, Terry,
smell my finger.
:38:25
- What the hell is that?
- My ass.
:38:28
- Get the hell
out of here, Doofy.
- Doofy.
:38:30
- Mom said get home now.
- Tell Mom I'm on official
police business.
:38:35
- Cindy, are you okay?
- Hey, hey, hey.
No talking to the witness.
:38:39
- Go get in the car, Doofy.
She's coming with us.
- Does Mom know?
:38:42
- Yeah, Doofus.
- Mom says when I wear this badge,
:38:45
you're supposed to treat me
like a man of the law.
:38:47
Mom also said for you
to stop sticking your dick
in the vacuum cleaner.
:38:50
- Oh!
- Oh!
:38:53
Okay, three, two--
:38:56
- Oh, no. Gosh darn.
- What now?
:38:58
- It's just that there's all
these numbers with deci--
- What, can't you count?
:39:01
- No, I can count,
but there's really--
- Let me make it easy for you.
:39:04
This little piggy went to the market.
This little piggy stayed home.
:39:08
Now, if this little piggy doesn't roll
the goddamn camera--
:39:09
- I'm gonna put my foot
up his fuckin' ass--
- We're live, Gail.
:39:12
Gail Hailstorm standing out front
of the police station...
:39:15
where I'm going to try and get a glimpse
of Cindy Campbell,
:39:17
the young girl who was attacked
earlier this evening.
:39:20
- You're on my foot, fat shit!
- Sorry, G--
:39:22
- What did I say?
- "Don't ever step
on Gail's shoes."
:39:24
- Why not?
- Because Gail wears Prada shoes.
:39:26
- You idiot.
- I'm a bad man.
:39:28
Cindy! Cindy!
:39:30
- Cindy, can we get a statement?
- Buffy Gilmore, Miss Teen.
:39:33
- She's not talking.
- Is it true the police
have someone in custody?
:39:36
- Come on, Cindy.
- Cindy, your ass looks fat!
:39:40
Bitch!
:39:43
- Good shot.
- Come on.
:39:46
- All right, who copped a feel?
- Gail, it was me.
:39:49
- Oh, my God.
- It was an accident, Gail.
:39:51
I only touched it,
the top of the breast.
:39:55
- It was so tender and juicy.
- Shut up!