Scary Movie
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What?
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You wanna kill me?
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Oh, God. Hold on.
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Cindy, it's for you.
:45:16
All right,
knock it off, Buffy.

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Now, as you all have heard,
there is a killer in town...

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and the police have asked us to give you
the following safety tips.

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Stay in well-lit areas.
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Do not travel alone
whenever possible.

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Always wipe front to back.
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And remember, never, ever
believe someone...

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when they tell you
that shaving your pubic hair...

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will rid you
of crab infestation.

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Now, I understand
this is a difficult time
for you young ladies.

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So if anyone needs
to come to my office to talk,

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I am here for you.
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- What a crock of shit.
- It's not, Buffy!

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He's real!
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Miss Mann?
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Come in, dear. Have a seat.
Take off your bra if you'd like.

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No, thanks.
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What can I do for you,
Cindy?

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I need to talk.
See, I have this problem...

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and I don't know
who to tell.

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- Not feeling so fresh?
- Huh?

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Feminine odorand itching
got you down?

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Uh, no. No, not that.
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Then what is it?
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I have a terrible secret.
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Well, Cindy, we all have
our little secrets.

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Sometimes we do things
we're not so proud of.

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Some for money,
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others to gain the athletic edge
on the competition.


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