:52:03
Come here, girl.
Bring your little sexy ass
over here. Come on!
:52:06
Full speed. Charge!
:52:11
Yes! Yes!
Come on! Turn around!
:52:14
Turn around! Come on!
:52:16
Yes, Brendan!
Take it, Brendan! Take it, Brendan!
:52:18
- Who?
- Uh-- Uh, Brenda.
:52:21
Put the helmet on.
No, let's role-play.
Come on. You get me.
:52:24
- Come on! Come on!
- Huh?
:52:26
I'm here at Lover's Lookout.
:52:29
It's dark,
it's in the middle of nowhere,
:52:31
and it's where hormone-driven teens
love to come and fool around.
:52:34
So very likely we're about
to see someone get killed.
:52:38
Okay, sure enough,
there's a girl in that car,
blouse unbuttoned, all alone.
:52:42
Let's see if she'll have
a word with us.
:52:44
Hi. Gail Hailstorm,
author of the new book
You're Next.
:52:48
- Oh, yeah.
- Can you tell us your name?
:52:51
- Well, my name's Heather.
- Can you tell us what you're
doing out here all alone?
:52:55
Well, yeah, sure.
My boyfriend and I were
just, like, making out...
:53:00
and then we heard a noise out there,
so he went to go check it,
:53:02
but--well, that was,
like, ten minutes ago.
:53:05
Yeah, yeah. Has it crossed your
little mind that your boyfriend
was probably murdered...
:53:09
and you're about
to be slaughtered next?
:53:12
- Really? No way!
- Way.
:53:16
- Heather, good luck.
- Okay, thanks, Gail.
You're the best.
:53:19
- Just as I thought. The murder
is happening as we speak.
:53:23
I'm going to try and break
in to the bloodshed.
Are you getting this?
:53:25
Excuse me. Heather, can you tell us
what you're feeling, honey?
:53:29
Lots of pain. Gail, please help me.
Gail, please!
:53:33
I'd like to help you out, kid,
but it's sweeps.
Sir, sir, can I get a word with you?
:53:37
You got a lot of nerve coming here.
I'm just trying to do my job.
:53:40
- Get the camera off me now!
You're dead, bitch.
- No, Kenny, keep rolling!
:53:43
I'm gonna slice your head off
and shove it up his ass.
Get that camera off me!
:53:47
Oh, my God, Kenny!
Kenny, move your fat ass!
:53:52
Kenny! Oh, my God,
he's right behind you!
:53:55
This man is chasin' Miss Gail.