Scary Movie
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1:08:02
Like porn dancers
waitin' at the front door
for an answer

1:08:04
Hey, yo, l'm sick
of artificial MCs
like silicone titties

1:08:07
Hey, yo, check it, yo.
Fucka cheap ball

1:08:10
l wanna smoke
Cheech and Chong

1:08:12
And if l wanna fuck long
l let my ding-a-long
hit the bong

1:08:15
And then the song
Always pass the dutchie
to the left

1:08:17
Because the right way
is wrong

1:08:21
- Whoo-hoo!
- I got one. I got one.
Here it goes. Ready?

1:08:24
I'm gonna slash and gash
Cut another hole in your ass

1:08:27
I spill blood on the walls
then play tennis with your balls

1:08:29
lf the phone rings
don't answer the call

1:08:32
Gonna slit your throat
fuck you like a goat

1:08:34
Peel your foreskin off
and make a wintercoat
Peace!

1:08:40
Yo!
1:08:43
That was the illest rhyme
I ever seen, son!

1:08:49
Bobby...
where were you tonight?

1:08:53
- What?
- I was just curious.

1:08:57
What took you so long
to get here?

1:08:59
Why you so curious?
1:09:02
I don't know.
1:09:04
I thought it would fit
the '90s horror cliche...

1:09:07
if you turned out
to be the killer.

1:09:09
Oh, so, what? You think
I killed Buffy and Greg?

1:09:14
Buffy and Greg are dead?
1:09:17
- I thought you knew that.
- Oh, my God!

1:09:19
Bobby, turn around!
It's the killer!

1:09:37
Cindy!
1:09:39
- Oh, my God! Bobby! Bobby!
- Cindy. Help me.

1:09:43
- Bobby, it's okay.
- Gimme the gun. Gimme-

1:09:48
It's gonna be okay, Bobby.
1:09:52
Yo, wait for me!
There's a killer in the house!

1:09:55
There's ass, blood
and guts everywhere!

1:09:57
Someone done gone crazy,
son!

1:09:59
- We all go a little crazy sometimes.
- Bobby, no!


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