:53:02
Cindy. Cind.
:53:06
Okay, everybody, listen up.
:53:08
Let me just say, uh,
:53:11
the killing of these teenagers
has been tragic, but, uh--
:53:16
Hey, you know, shit happens.
:53:19
Sheriff!. Sheriff!.
:53:23
- Yes, Miss Thunderstorm.
- Have they found Cindy Campbell's father?
:53:27
- No.
- Isn't he a suspect?
:53:30
That is classified information.
Where are you getting that?
:53:32
I'm sorry, but my sources
are strictly confidential, Sheriff.
:53:37
Hey, Gail.
:53:40
Gail swallows.
:53:51
Watch this.
:53:55
Hello. Who is this?
:53:58
What?
:54:01
You wanna kill me?
:54:04
Oh, God. Hold on.
:54:07
Cindy, it's for you.
:54:14
All right,
knock it off, Buffy.
:54:16
Now, as you all have heard,
there is a killer in town...
:54:21
and the police have asked us to give you
the following safety tips.
:54:25
Stay in well-lit areas.
:54:27
Do not travel alone
whenever possible.
:54:30
Always wipe front to back.
:54:33
And remember, never, ever
believe someone...
:54:36
when they tell you
that shaving your pubic hair...
:54:40
will rid you
of crab infestation.
:54:44
Now, I understand this is a difficult
time for you young ladies.
:54:49
So if anyone needs
to come to my office to talk,
:54:52
I am here for you.