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1:00:03
What is your obsession with that guy?
1:00:07
lt's Jack Lord!
1:00:09
l'm the vice president
of his national fan club.

1:00:12
Clam up, will you?
1:00:19
Hey! What are you, crazy?
1:00:23
The show's not over yet.
1:00:25
Give me that.
1:00:30
-Excuse me. May I have your attention?
-Oh, my God.

1:00:33
I'm pleased to announce
that Miss Crock's Bakery...

1:00:36
...is now merging
with Copenhagen Snak Food.

1:00:38
-What the hell are you talking about?
-Additionally...

1:00:41
...in accordance with Miss Crock's policy
regarding kidnapping...

1:00:44
...we will notpay the ransom.
1:00:48
I know Miss Crock will be proud of us
standing behind herlike this.

1:00:51
Hey, wait a minute.
l'm gonna get screwed on this deal.

1:00:58
That's two dozen anthuriums.
1:01:07
What?
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What did l do? Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
1:01:11
l swear l'm innocent!
1:01:14
No, please! Don't!
1:01:15
-Who's the crybaby?
-We just busted the guy.

1:01:19
He was trying to pass the marked bills
from the Fillmore kidnapping.

1:01:23
Well, what do you know?
1:01:25
The brains behind the operation.
1:01:28
Get me Fillmore and Hayes!
1:01:29
-Don't tell them about Grover.
-Why not?

1:01:32
Things are bad enough
without us getting blamed...

1:01:34
...for killing that old midget
at the wax museum.

1:01:38
-Maybe we should tell them the truth.
-Yeah, right.

1:01:40
Like they'll believe it started
'cause we kidnapped Muffin's turd.

1:01:44
There you are. Get in here! Sit down!
1:01:51
The days of dicking Dewey are over.
1:01:54
We found the kidnapper.
Your partner extraordinaire...

1:01:58
...he's in our custody.
1:01:59
So, tell me all about Roger.

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