:52:03
Now which one of you idiots
wants to explain this?
:52:07
Gene.
:52:09
What?
:52:12
Which one of us passed out first?
:52:17
I'm getting too old for this shit.
:52:44
I can cook things you wouldn't
believe. I cook crab, lobster.
:53:02
That'll be seven dollars.
:53:04
Hello?
:53:09
I'm sorry. He's buying.
:53:11
- We both passed out at the same time.
- Bullshit.
:53:14
I saw you pass out just before
I passed out. I saw that.
:53:18
But never mind. I'll get this round
because of my confidence.
:53:22
Absolute confidence in my superiority,
absolute superiority to you...
:53:26
...in every human endeavor in life.
Keep the change.
:53:29
We'll leave it up to the young lady.
:53:32
Tell me, given the circumstances
which one of us...
:53:35
- ...would you take home tonight?
- You mean, like, to the home?
:53:39
- Yeah.
- Like, the retirement home?
:53:42
Seriously.
Would you choose this man...
:53:45
...with his asymmetrical
sagging ass cheeks...
:53:48
...love handles
the size of Nebraska...
:53:50
...and his gross, old,
ugly ingrown toenails?
:53:53
Or this hairy-eared son of a bitch
with a chicken gizzard neck...
:53:57
...and a face like
Death Valley fire trails?