:16:00
Lost your key?
:16:02
Uh-huh.
:16:04
Bummer.
:16:06
Yeah, bummer.
:16:08
Soyou wanna
grab a beer or somethin'?
:16:17
You're probably better off
without her, anyway, bro.
:16:19
Sammy, how the fuck
would you know
:16:21
If he's better off
without her or not?
:16:22
You've never even met her!
:16:23
I'm just tryin'
to help the guy
:16:25
through the dark times.
:16:27
It's not a problem.
:16:28
You see, Zeph?
:16:30
It's not a problem.
:16:31
Change the fuckin' subject.
:16:33
All right. Let's talk about
how you spend an hour
:16:36
In front of the mirror
every day.
:16:38
Oh, that's nice.
You know this guy?
:16:39
He likes to wipe his ass
with tree leaves.
:16:42
He thinks he's some sort
of jungle commando.
:16:46
- I swear to God.
- whatever.
:16:48
Damn. Ha ha ha.
:16:49
I presume
you know the story
:16:52
of the Kentucky-fried
mouse.
:16:55
Yeah.
:16:56
A woman bites
into a chicken leg,
:16:58
and it turns out
to be a...
:17:00
a mouse...
:17:01
right?
:17:02
- Right.
- A mouse.
:17:03
It's an urban myth.
:17:05
Exactly. it always happened
to a friend of a friend
:17:08
of someone else.
:17:09
So?
:17:10
So, I guess
there's this urban myth
:17:14
goin' around here
at the moment.
:17:15
It's about a beach.
:17:17
Yeah?
:17:19
Uh-huh.
:17:20
Huh.
:17:21
And this beach
is perfect, man.
:17:24
It's on an island, right?
:17:26
Hidden from the sea.
:17:29
Now, imagine, you got...
:17:32
pure white sand...
:17:34
crystal-clearwater...
:17:36
palm trees.
:17:37
Yeah. With coconuts
and shit.
:17:38
Yo, tell him
the best part, dawg.
:17:41
Plus...
:17:42
enough dope, Richard,
:17:44
to smoke all day
every day
:17:47
for the rest of
your goddamn life!
:17:49
Yeah! Mad weed!
:17:52
There's only a few people
:17:53
who know
exactly where it is,
:17:54
and they keep it
absolutely secret.
:17:57
Of course, no one's actually
ever met any ofthese people,
:17:59
only met somebody who has.
You know what I mean?