:57:01
100 aspirin,
100 paracetamol,
:57:04
6 packs of tampons...
:57:05
and 4 double a batteries
and 20 condoms.
:57:08
Make it 40 condoms.
:57:10
And a bottle
of vodka.
:57:11
6 bars
of chocolate...
:57:13
Oh fuck this.
:57:14
4 boxes of tampons,
assorted sizes.
:57:16
Smell it.
it's a part of me.
:57:19
I am becoming a fish,
Richard.
:57:21
Ordinary soap for ordinary
people is a waste of time.
:57:25
I need something toxic,
something industrial. okay?
:57:28
Okay.
:57:29
A tin of beef curry.
Yummy.
:57:31
Yummy.
:57:32
As many triple-a batteries
as you can find, right?
:57:35
And a copy of...
:57:37
the Daily Telegraph.
:57:40
Just for the cricket,
you know?
:57:41
Oh.
:57:42
Please fill this bag
with a soft bog roll.
:57:45
Soft bog roll?
:57:47
Jasmine tea, tiger balm,
lip balm, tea tree oil...
:57:51
a big box of bleach.
:57:52
Hair conditioner,
skin conditioner...
:57:55
anything based on sugar.
:57:56
12 packs of rizla...
:57:57
cumin, saffron, cinnamon...
:57:59
antiperspirant,
and makeup remover.
:58:07
Ahem.
What do you want?
:58:11
Aah! Oww!
:58:14
When you get to Koh Pha Ngan,
:58:15
keep your hands to yourself
and your dick in your pants.
:58:20
Haah, haa haa,
haah...
:58:29
Ohh...shit.
:58:31
Oh, shit.
:58:32
I'd really
been looking forward
:58:34
to air conditioning
and some cold beer,
:58:36
but when we got
to Koh Pha Ngan...
:58:40
I just wanted
to leave again.
:58:41
And in one moment, I understood
more clearly than ever
:58:45
why we were so special...
:58:46
why we kept our secret...
:58:49
because if we didn't,
:58:50
sooner or later,
they'd turn it into this.