The Boondock Saints
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I gotta tip to through the tulips
with these assholes.

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Taking all the fun
out of the job.

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Pappa Joe,
you want me to go now?

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All the boys tell me
how you make them laugh
when you come around.

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What a crack up you are.
What do they call you?

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Uh, the--
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The-The funny man.
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The funny man.
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I'm having a shitty day.
I'm depressed.

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Tell me a funny joke.
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Now?
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A joke? Uh--
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Um, uh, a joke.
Yeah, allright.

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Um, there's these, uh,
three guys--

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a-a-a spic,
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a-a-a white guy
and a black guy.

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- Nigger!
- Yeah.

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N-N-- Yeah.
And they're walkin'
along the beach.

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They see this pot.
They rub it,
a genie comes out.

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Genie says you can wish for
anything you want. He asks
the Mexican whathe wants.

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And he goes,
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"I want all my people in America
to be happy and free in Mexico.''

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So the genie-- Poof!.
And all the spics
are in Mexico.

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- And then he asks the black guy--
- Nigger.

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Yeah, that's what I said.
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He goes to the nigger,
says, "What do you want?''

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And he goes,
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"I want all my African--
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"my nigger brothers
in America...

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to be back in Africa
and happy and everything.''

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So the genie goes poof!.
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And, um, all the niggers
in America...

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are in Africa.
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And this is goin'--
I'm not funny today.

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I know. I'm havin' a hard day.
I-I-- Thisjoke sucks.

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It's just a stupid joke.
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Continue the joke.
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So the genie
says to the white guy,


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