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Back when we was kids in Weehawken,
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our Little League coach
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wouldn't let Joey be pitcher.
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You throw like a girl.
You stink.
:03:08
I throw like a girl?
:03:09
Do I act like a girl, too, Coach?
:03:12
Huh? Do I?
:03:13
Bobby: Everyone called Joey "Bats."
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Oww!
:03:18
Bobby: 'Nough said.
:03:19
Hey.
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Describe what we look like.
:03:22
You're 2 fat Puerto Ricans.
:03:24
Hey.
:03:25
Bobby: Mike Donatelli.
:03:27
Aaah!
:03:28
Bobby: We called him "The Brick."
:03:30
You hear what the hell
he called us?
:03:31
Bobby: Sweet guy.
:03:32
Woof.
:03:33
Bobby: About 10 Luckys short of a pack.
:03:35
[ Lighter Case Flicks ]
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There was Tony Donato.
:03:44
Chicks dug him,
:03:45
really thought
that he was hot...
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which was ironic,
:03:50
considering he was one
of the best arsonists
:03:52
in the entire Triborough area.
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OK.
:03:58
Girls:
Oh, my!
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Hey, Mouth, how's it goin'?
:04:03
OK.
:04:04
Bobby: We all called Tony "Mouth"
:04:06
because he never
said much of nothin'.
:04:16
OK!
:04:18
Bobby: That would be, like,
Mouth at his most talkative.
:04:33
Louis Prima: And every time
it rains, it rains
:04:35
Pennies from heaven
:04:37
Shoobie doobie...
:04:39
Hey, Bobby, gonna be
a good Christmas.
:04:42
You bet your sweet ass.
:04:43
Bobby: And there was me--
Bobby Bartellemeo.
:04:46
I never had a nickname that stuck.
:04:49
Now, some guys a while back,
:04:52
on account of my mother being Jewish...
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Hey, look, that's Bobby the Jew.
:04:56
Wiseguy: Ha ha! Bobby the Jew.
:04:58
Bobby: But I thought
that was disrespectful.