:15:03
- Please stay with me tonight.
- Yeah.
:15:09
Justsixmore spots to fill.
:15:11
Ourfifth finalist,
Miss Colombia!
:15:16
Is Miss Colombia
clenching herjaw or what?
:15:18
She's totally wired on Fen-Phen.
:15:21
Hope she wins.
:15:22
Do you think they're all really
popular and have boyfriends?
:15:25
Ofcourse.
:15:28
Look at Miss Venezuela.
She looks so happy.
:15:33
You crazy?
:15:35
She's got Vaseline on her teeth,
her national costume is too tight...
:15:38
she's been smiling nonstop
for the last two years...
:15:41
and her shoes are too small.
:15:42
She reminds me
of myselfon a date.
:15:46
- I can't imagine ever dating again.
- Oh, shut up.
:15:49
'Course you can.
Just think of it as a pageant.
:15:52
Yeah. Miss Hopeful.
:15:55
Ifyou were to win
tonight's contest...
:15:57
what would be your fiirst act
as Miss Universe?
:16:01
Well, I would get down
on my hands and knees...
:16:04
and I would promise to change
everything about myselfto please you.
:16:09
That doesn't work.
I've tried it.
:16:12
I've been down
on my hands and knees.
:16:14
Yes, well, I fiind that hard
not to believe.
:16:16
Grovelling, that is,
for love and affection.
:16:22
Do you still miss him?
:16:26
Well, I don't miss
being fiirst runner-up.
:16:31
Yeah, I miss him.
:16:34
He was totally me.
:16:41
- Happy lndependence Day.
- Bottoms up.
:16:44
Turning thesituation
'rounda little more
:16:49
Making it looklike things
:16:52
Arejust fine
:16:55
- You cangoyour way
- Ooh, lady.