:22:02
Oh, Christ.
:22:08
My God, it's half past 1 :00!
:22:10
They'll be back any minute now.
:22:12
They're probably driving
from the airport right now.
:22:14
Please, don'tjust lie there,
Abbie. Do something! Help me
get this place together!
:22:20
What are these shoes doing here?
:22:25
- I can't believe you let this happen.
- Me?
:22:27
You make it sound
like you were seduced.
:22:30
- I was the one that kept saying no.
- You weren't saying "no."
You were saying "now."
:22:33
- Ridiculous!
- Anyway, you started it. You kissed me.
:22:36
I kiss you every day.
We kiss all the time.
:22:38
Every time we see each other, we kiss.
It's friendly. It's European.
:22:42
I don't think I've been to that country
in Europe where the natives say hello...
:22:45
by sticking their tongue
down your throat.
:22:47
Oh, so you haven't been
to ltaly recently, have you?
:22:53
We need to talk, Robert.
:22:55
No, Abbie, we need to get this place
sorted out. Now will you help me
with this couch, now!
:23:02
Something has happened.
:23:06
It's not every day ofthe week
that I sleep with my best friend.
:23:09
Oh, thank God. Look.
We were lonely as hell, and we had
too much to drink. Full stop!
:23:13
Now, in halfan hour, two ofthe most
evil queens in Christendom...
:23:16
are coming back to fiind
their overdecorated show palace...
:23:18
has been vandalized
by their gardener and his plotting,
nymphomaniacal best friend!
:23:25
You're embarrassed, aren't you?
:23:28
"Embarrassed"? "Embarrassed"
is the understatement ofthe year.
:23:31
Try catatonic!
Try apoplectic!
:23:35
Why? Because you knocked over
a few lamps?
:23:38
Or because you knocked over
a few lamps with a woman?
:23:40
Can we please talk this
to death a little later?
:23:43
- We can talk this to death
a little never.
- Abbie! Abbie, wait!
:23:52
Abbie, please!
:23:53
- I've seen that look
so many times before.
- What look?
:23:58
That "shutting down, turning off,
morning after" Iook.