:31:00
- Oh, it's him.
- Back to the baggage--
:31:02
- Hello.
- Mum.
- Oh, darling. Oh.
:31:05
- What happened?
- Oh, nothing. Daddy had
a little accident.
:31:08
- It was the air waitress
that had the accident.
- We'll get thejacket cleaned, darling.
:31:11
- I just happened to be conveniently
located directly under her.
- Six hours of hell. How are you?
:31:13
- I'm fiine.
- You look a little thin.
- I'm not thin. Come on. Let's go.
:31:16
- Thankyou for shaving.
- I did shave.
:31:19
Ofcourse you shaved.
You look gorgeous.
:31:20
-Attention, travellers.: You are not--
- Hey, get, get, get, get outta there!
:31:23
- How's the gardening world?
- Fine, thanks.
:31:26
- Darling, you're miles away.
- I've stuffon my mind. I'm sorry.
:31:29
How's your friend Abbie?
:31:32
- She's fiine.
- How's her love life?
:31:34
Well, as a matter offact,
she's, uh, pregnant.
:31:37
- No. When did she get married?
- She didn't.
:31:39
Who's the father?
:31:41
Actually, it's, uh, me.
:31:44
Abbie is pregnant with my child
and your grandchild.
:31:48
Is she? Really?
:31:51
- Do you mean it was all a joke?
- What?
:31:53
- You're not really queer?
- Shh. Loweryour voice to a shriek.
:31:56
Ofcourse I'm queer. It'sjust
that I'm having a baby as well.
:31:58
- I'm confused.
- Well, I'm not.
:32:00
You're going to make
a laughing stock ofthe family.
:32:03
- Child needs a role model,
someone to look up to.
- Well, I'll wear heels.
:32:07
Ifyou were younger,
I'd take you over my knee...
:32:09
and thrash
the living daylights out ofyou.
:32:11
I thinkyou mean
ifyou were younger, Dad.
:32:15
I'm getting a taxi.
I'll see you at the hotel.
:32:19
Oh, God, he's a bore, isn't he?
:32:23
Thank goodness you're here.
:32:27
- I just don't know
if I can do it or not.
- Well, no one's ever ready for a baby.
:32:30
But I'll tell you one thing: having
a child is the best thing in the world.
:32:34
It stops you from worrying
about yourself.
:32:37
There's something more important
than you in the world...
:32:39
and that's such a relief
in the end.
:32:41
I don't know. Itjust seems like
such a huge responsibility
to take on overnight.
:32:45
It's an opportunity that's come up.
It won't come up again.
:32:50
I can't tell you to do it,
but I can tell you...
:32:52
think very carefully
before you don't do it.
:32:54
Having you is the best thing
that ever happened to me.
:32:57
- Oh, Mum.
- Even though you've been...
:32:58
an enormous disappointment
in many ways.