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'Cause lsawyou dancing
in thegym

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You both kickedoffyourshoes
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Man, ldig those rhythm andblues
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Iknowthatyou're in love with him
'Cause l--

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- Not on the part you like, Sammy.
- What's going on in here?

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- You barbarian.
- Daddy, get Mommy a cup ofcoffee.

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- Please?
- Please, Daddy?

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Yes, Mommy dearest.
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Give me a kiss, Sam.
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- Did you sleep good?
- Yeah.

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You're too kind.
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- Daddy?
- Hmm?

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Are you a faggot?
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- What?
- And yesterday he was only fiive.

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Sam, where did you learn
a word like that?

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- Kyle told it to me.
- Did Kyle tell you what it means?

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Yeah.
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Well, what is it?
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It's when two boys kiss
and they go to the opera.

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Oh. Well--
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Yes and no.
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But, you know, the point here,
Sam, is that the word "faggot"...

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is a mean word
that mean people use...

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when they don't want to accept
people who are different from them.

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Right, and we are not
meanie buckets in this house, are we?

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- Nope.
- Right.

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- Major Lady to Major Dad.
- It's Ground Control to Major Lady.

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Come in, please, Major Lady.
Come in, please.

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I'm on your tail.
I'm going to shoot now.

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- Major Lady to Major Dad.
- Major Lady, you're being tailed.

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"Back and forth across the pasture
with the tractor.

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Finally it was so close that Abigail
popped into the burrow...

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- and scurried down to her baby's nest."
- Read it the other way.

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Oh. I don't like this way.
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"Miss Demeanour had a new set...
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of long, shiny black fiingernails...
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and she was picking an enormous,
giant-sized purple booger...

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from her left nostril.
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'Mm. That looks like dinner
for a family offiive'...

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said Princess Tinyfuse as she got out
her kitchen knife...


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