The Next Best Thing
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1:02:02
Will I see you again?
1:02:04
I thinkyou're gonna see so much of me
you're gonna get sick of me.

1:02:07
Yeah. Listen.
1:02:10
I know this is
not really a date...

1:02:12
but I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to kiss you anyway.

1:02:15
Oh. All right.
1:02:43
Wow. I can't believe
how good that is.

1:02:46
I just have to tell you
one more thing.

1:02:54
- How was dinner?
- Well, I think I'vejust had...

1:02:57
possibly one ofthe best dates
I've ever had.

1:03:00
- Well, congratulations.
- Ever.

1:03:02
- Double congratulations.
- And you know what?

1:03:05
- What?
- You're such a jerk.

1:03:08
- What are you talking about?
- You were so rude to Ben.

1:03:10
- I was not rude to Ben.
- Yes, you were.

1:03:12
- I was my usual charming self.
- You practically slammed
the door in his face.

1:03:13
- I did not.
- Wait a second. You did
slam the door in his face.

1:03:16
Abbie, that was a joke.
Oh, God. I saw it in a play.

1:03:19
- Brought the house down. Sorry. Ha.
- Ha ha.

1:03:25
Are we a little tipsy?
1:03:26
Ben ordered the most
delicious wine in the universe.

1:03:29
- "Most delicious wine--"
- You'rejealous.

1:03:32
- Oh, right.
- Why didn't I see it before?

1:03:34
- You'rejealous
that I went out on a date.
- How could I possibly bejealous?

1:03:37
I'm the one that encouraged you
to go out more in the fiirst place.

1:03:42
- What's so hilarious?
- Oh, nothing.

1:03:44
It wasjust something Ben said
at dinner. Sorry. You had to be there.

1:03:49
He's very perceptive, you know.
1:03:51
- Perceptive about me, I expect.
- Me, me, me, me, me.

1:03:54
Funnily enough, you were
hardly mentioned all evening...

1:03:57
other than discussing the fact that I
was turkey-basted by my gay best friend.


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