The Next Best Thing
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1:09:00
Sam is confused by him,
and you're not helping matters.

1:09:02
What exactly do you think
is going on between us?

1:09:05
I don't care
what's going on between you.
I just don't want it to go on here.

1:09:08
We're getting married.
1:09:11
- What?
- We've been trying to fiigure out
a way to tell you.

1:09:16
Well, let me give you
one little tiny hint.

1:09:18
Letting Sam discoveryou in bed with him
is not what I'd call a subtle approach.

1:09:21
We didn't exactly plan it
this way, okay? Now you know.
So let's talk about it.

1:09:25
Talk about it? I've only had
fiive seconds to think about it.

1:09:27
You're the ones that have had
the luxury of mulling this over.
What do you think about it?

1:09:30
- I don't know.
- Well, that's a fiine place to start.

1:09:32
Look, Robert, I just want us
all to get along. I'm not here
to usurp your position.

1:09:37
- I thinkyou're a great dad.
- That's mighty big ofyou, Ben.

1:09:39
Stop it, Robert! The last thing
that we want to do is hurt you.

1:09:42
- "We, we, we." What's all
this "we" all ofa sudden?
- Shh!

1:09:44
The fact ofthe matter is,
we need to work this out together.

1:09:46
Well, let me tell you one thing
straight away. Sam has one father.

1:09:49
There's only one daddy in this family,
and that is me! I'm the daddy!

1:09:52
- Absolutely!
- Absolutely!
- You're the mummy...

1:09:54
and Ben--
1:09:57
Ben isjust Ben.
1:09:59
Now, when it comes to any decisions
involving Sam, I get a say
and Abbie gets a say.

1:10:03
IfSam wants ice cream, and I say no,
I don't want to hear
that you two said yes.

1:10:07
I don't want to be outvoted.
This is not a democracy.

1:10:10
Oh, and one more thing.
He's not moving in here.

1:10:19
By the way, congratulations.
1:10:30
Attention, shoppers.
At the meat counter...

1:10:32
Le GrandBalu, yourbig salami.
1:10:35
- Eighty-nine centsan inch.
- Mom?
- Mm-hmm.

1:10:37
Why is Ben making dinner tonight?
We're supposed to have roast beast
on Thursdays.

1:10:41
Because Ben's making something special
for dinner tonight.

1:10:44
It's a cross between a noodle
and a dumpling, only lighter.

1:10:47
- It's German.
- It sounds potentially hazardous...

1:10:49
and utterly delicious.
1:10:53
So, uh, have you requested a transfer
from your New York offiice yet?

1:10:56
- Yeah, I did.
- How'd they take it?

1:10:59
Well, it's a little complicated,
actually.


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