The Original Kings of Comedy
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:05:00
What's wrong with the guy behind.
:05:02
He's supposed to be dead.
:05:04
- What are you doing? Aunt Ha!
- What is it? Brother Sunny?

:05:06
What is your extra up to?
:05:08
How come you are still alive?
:05:11
As I said I'd play my role
with a bit naughtiness.

:05:15
So subconsciously
I don't want to die yet.

:05:20
You must pretend to be dead.
:05:23
Actually, I was dying.
:05:24
If you give me a bit more time,
I'll die eventually.

:05:29
Do you know how many frames of film
are there in one second?

:05:31
24 frames, Sister Cuckoo.
:05:33
Do you know
how long is the shot just then?

:05:36
I guess it about one minute.
:05:38
Do you know as you didn't want to die...
:05:40
that you've wasted how many seconds,
how many frames and how much money

:05:43
and how much time
and effort of everyone here?

:05:46
Are you fooling around here?
:05:48
I'm begging you, you'd better
find a professional extra for this role.

:05:53
Get someone smarter and shoot again!
:05:55
You'd better be smart!
:05:56
Go home and think about
when exactly you want to die.

:05:58
OK, Brother Sunny.
:06:00
Aunt Ha, what have I done wrong?
:06:02
Don't ask me again, I really don't know
what you were doing.

:06:05
- Then I...
- Get lost.

:06:07
You remind me I must go to a meeting
of Neighbour Welfare Association.

:06:09
I'll be right back.
:06:10
You don't have to come back.
:06:12
I'm begging you, stop making trouble.
:06:19
Let the director watch your performance?
:06:21
Director, what kind of performance?
:06:23
You are shot to dead, ready.
:06:26
Action!
:06:31
Was it OK, Director?
:06:32
This is it, go and change your clothes.
:06:34
- Go ahead.
- Thanks...

:06:38
Where did you learn acting, man?
:06:40
- I've never learnt it.
- You're a real genius.

:06:43
You can make it if you work hard.
:06:48
Why are you still standing here?
Fuck off!

:06:55
What are you doing here?
:06:55
Unit manager,
I want to get a lunch box only.

:06:58
It's not yet lunch time.

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