:03:02
but only one true love--
:03:04
the boy
with the family jewels.
:03:09
17, 18, 19, 20.
Let me see that, kid.
:03:11
And since Nick
didn 't have a father,
:03:13
his mom made sure he was always
surrounded by strong role models.
:03:18
- Come here, huh ?
- [ Screams ]
:03:20
- Men her boy could look up to.
- Now you're ready, huh ?
:03:24
Keep countin', kid.
:03:26
There was nothing normal about
the way Nick Marshall was raised.
:03:30
So, what can you expect ?
:03:33
You don't have to be Freud
to figure out...
:03:35
this was one cockeyed way
to enter the world.
:04:00
[ Groaning ]
:04:11
Oh !
:04:15
Don't you ever knock ?
:04:18
It's almost 10:00. You gotta go
to work, and I gotta vacuum in here.
:04:20
And don't forget - Another one
who wears vanilla perfume.
:04:23
Don't you know any women
who don't want to smell like candy ?
:04:26
- Toss me my lighter, babe ?
- Babe ?
:04:29
What am I,
a little pig ?
:04:31
I don't have time
to make you no onion bagel,
:04:33
so please do not start
to beg, okay ?
:04:35
And for the record, l don't like
finding these things in your sofa.
:04:39
What kind of woman
wears underwear like this ?
:04:41
Hey, my mother wore
underwear like that.
:04:43
Just put them somewhere,
will you, babe ?
:04:46
Well, ''babe'' is gonna put it
in the trash where it belongs.
:04:49
- So, your mother should excuse me.
- [ Sighs ]
:04:51
Did you ever consider dating
a woman who wears real underwear?
:04:53
The kind that covers the entire
bottom the way it's supposed to ?
:04:56
- No. But if I do, should I call ?
- Oh !