1:33:01
Half of'em
don't even like it.
1:33:03
You know who has
penis envy ? We do.
1:33:05
That's why we cheat
and screw up and lie,
1:33:07
because we're all obsessed
with our own equipment.
1:33:09
- You ready ? Okay.
- Yeah.
1:33:11
Thanks.
1:33:15
[Nick] You don't stand in front
of a mirror before a run...
1:33:17
and wonder what the road
will think of your outfit.
1:33:21
You don't have to listen to its
jokes and pretend they're funny.
1:33:27
lt would not be easier to run
if you dressed sexier.
1:33:30
The road doesn't notice
if you're not wearing lipstick.
1:33:33
lt does not care
how old you are.
1:33:35
You do not feel
uncomfortable...
1:33:37
because you make more money
than the road.
1:33:40
And you can call on the road
whenever you feel like it,
1:33:43
whether it's been a day...
1:33:46
or even a couple of hours
since your last date.
1:33:50
The only thing
the road cares about...
1:33:53
is that you pay it a visit
once in a while.
1:33:56
Nike.
No games.
1:33:59
Just sports.
1:34:04
- [Woman Thinking]He nailed it.
- They hit a home run.
1:34:07
[Woman #3 Thinking]
Where do we sign ?
1:34:11
[Frank Sinatra On Stereo]
1:34:28
[ Singing Along ]
1:34:57
Why are you not the happiest guy
in Chicago right now ?