1:06:02
There's always shopping to be done,
1:06:05
somewhere.
1:06:07
Shopping.
1:06:08
Ive gotten into antiqueing,
1:06:10
but that's 'cause the chicks
are usually better looking.
1:06:13
My specialty...
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when I was hanging out
with the guys and scamming,
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was something called
"jumping on the grenade".
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That's when you're out with
a group of guys and...
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you meet up with a group of women,
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or find a group of women,
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and usually one of them is
a little less attractive.
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This is the grenade.
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And...
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it would be my job
to jump on the grenade,
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To sort of...
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keep everything flowing
for the evening.
1:06:44
That was my thing.
1:06:47
And then I married the grenade.
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I pulled her pin.
1:06:59
She just threw you guys out?
1:07:01
All because Tarzan over here
thought she wanted the plan.
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He got naked.
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How was I supposed to know?
All the signs were there.
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And you never even found out
what her choice was.
1:07:13
No.
1:07:14
Then fag boy freaked out on us
and left the place.
1:07:17
Did you know he's thinking
about asking Mia to marry him?
1:07:20
No!
1:07:20
Yeah.
1:07:21
She'll never marry him.
1:07:23
Right?
1:07:25
Of course not.
1:07:26
Of course not.
1:07:27
Yeah, no way.
1:07:30
Here comes the princess now.
1:07:34
Hey, Jonathan.
1:07:35
Hey, dude.
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I just want you guys to know...
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that I officially do not
like you anymore.
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From this moment on,
we are no longer friends.
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-Jonathan.
-Just stay out of it.
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Okay?
1:07:52
This is between me and them.
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So I brought some things.
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Here are your karate videos
that you lent me.