:00:01
[Rock]
:00:05
Never found out
why you left him
:00:07
But this answer
begs that question
:00:09
Too blind to see tomorrow
Too broke to beg orborrow
:00:12
Span the distance
Bridge the border
:00:15
Beg forgiveness
Round the corner again
:00:27
One more point
of contention
:00:29
l need some intervention
:00:31
Approaching
failing tensions
:00:33
[Girl] Are you sure you
don't wannago to my room?
[Boy] No. Why?
:00:36
My roommate's
already moved out.
We'llbe all alone.
:00:39
All right.
The door is locked.
:00:41
Okay, Jim, relax. Relax.
Okay, yeah, sure.
:00:43
No strings attached, okay?
lt'sjust friendly
good-byesex.
:00:46
Yeah, right. Right,
right, right, right.
:00:48
Yeah, right. Right,
right, right, right.
:00:48
Uh, yeah, but you see,
it's just that, um,
:00:52
we've nevereven had
friendlyhello sex.
:00:55
So doyou not
wanna do this?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
:00:59
Oh, I do. Yeah.
No, I defiinitely do.
:01:02
Uh, it'sjust that,
:01:05
you see, this is actually
my fiirst time.
:01:07
Well, not my fiirst.
It's my fiirst time,
:01:10
uh, since my...
fiirst time.
:01:14
So, technically,
that's my second time.
:01:16
And I-- I don't--
I don't wanna suck at it.
:01:20
So if I'm not up to par,
performance-wise--
:01:22
Jim, this isn't exactly
a turn-on.
:01:26
I mean, girls like a guy
with confiidence.
:01:29
Hey, I'm confiident.
:01:31
Oh, I am-- I'm absolutely,
totally confident.
:01:36
Oh?
Yeah.
:01:37
Let's get naked.
Okay.
:01:41
Seems likejust yesterday
my dad picked me up after
my fiirst year at college.
:01:46
- Mm-hmm.
- We popped a couple of beers,
:01:49
and he said,
''Now, you're a man.''
:01:51
And today I get to say
the same thing to my son.
:01:54
Honey, your speeches
embarrass him.
:01:56
So, try and do what the kids
say, and just... be cool.
:01:59
I think I bring new meaning
to the word ''cool,'' honey.