:04:02
because I have not been
here the whole time.
:04:02
because I have not been
here the whole time.
:04:04
[Man]
Natalie, get dressed!
:04:06
- Beer?
- [Man] Avertyoureyes!
Turn around!
:04:09
[Natalie] Thanks,Jim.
You don't believe in locks?
Oh, my God.
:04:12
More time apart willgiveyou
a fewmore months to argue
:04:16
ls this too much to live through
lt alwaysseemedto farto
:04:19
Drive thepoint home
Sendmore letters
:04:23
Praytomorrow
Ends up better
:04:31
Heya, fuckface.
:04:33
- Mornin', dude.
- ome on, Ozzy.
It's show time.
:04:39
Ozzy, before you go to Ann Arbor
to pick up Heather, I wanna
show you what you're missing.
:04:46
See what they are today, dude.
See what they are today.
:04:49
Okay, here wego.
Moment oftruth.
:04:53
Ooh!
:04:55
There's little hearts
on her panties!
Super.
:04:58
There's little hearts
on her panties! ome on, look,
you pussy. Look.
:05:01
What the fuck, man?
ome on!
:05:03
I'm disappointed in you. Here
it is, the end ofour freshman
year and you screwed one girl.
:05:08
One.
[ huckles ]
:05:10
You're a disgrace
to men everywhere.
:05:12
Look at the Stifmeister.
I got laid 23 times
this year,
:05:15
and I'm not counting
the hummer I got in
the library stacks, baby.
:05:18
All right, here's a new idea
foryou, Stifler, okay?
:05:21
You fiind a girl.
You two become best friends.
:05:23
You don't bothercounting
howmanytimesyou havesex
with each other.
:05:26
- You just laugh at the people
that do count.
- Here's a new idea foryou.
:05:30
I'll get you a spoon
so you can eat my ass.
:05:33
Okay, people.
Notebooks closed.
Let's get this exam rolling.
:05:38
Holy shit, dude.
We got an exam today?
:05:41
You kiddin' me?
:05:43
Bullshit.
[ Scoffs ]
:05:48
Yes! I'm never
even gonna think about
political science again.
:05:52
Hey. How'd you do?
:05:54
Oh, fiine.
Yeah?
:05:56
I can't believe I'm doing this
summer abroad thing. Last thing
I need is more classes.