:39:02
- [ Laughs ]
- Hey, Vicky only slept with
one guy since we went out.
:39:07
lmean, that like makesme
50% ofherentireguy-relatedlife.
:39:12
You dipshit.
:39:14
She didn't sleep with one guy.
She slept with at least three.
:39:17
- What?
- When a girl tells you how
many guys she slept with,
:39:21
multiply it by three
and that's the real number.
:39:23
[Laughs]
Didn 'tyou fuckers learn
anythingat college?
:39:28
Look, he did not sleep
with three girls, okay?
:39:30
Much like Sly
and the Family Stone aren't
gonna dance on in here...
:39:33
and gang-bang me
between the Afros
and the bell bottoms, okay?
:39:37
It's not gonna happen.
:39:39
Kevin Meyers did not sleep
with three girls at Michigan.
:39:41
But why would he lie to me?
It's not a lie. It's an
adjustment. The rule ofthree.
:39:43
But why would he lie to me?
It's not a lie. It's an
adjustment. The rule ofthree.
:39:45
The rule ofwhat?
Three.
:39:47
A guy tells you how many girls
he's hooked up with,
it's not even close to that.
:39:51
Take that number
anddivide it bythree.
Thenyouget the realtotal.
:39:54
So, if Kevin's saying
it's been three girls,
it's more like one, or none.
:39:59
- None?
- Rule ofthree.
:40:01
It's an exact science,
consistent as gravity.
:40:05
Ozzy,
l'm happy foryou.
:40:07
At least you've seen
a nice bod while Heather's
offsucking dick.
:40:10
Sifler, keep your fantasies
to yourself.
:40:12
Dude, use
your fuckin' brain.
:40:14
''Oh, I'm an American
college chick. La, la, la.
:40:18
''Your European cultural
shit is so charming.
:40:20
''Ooh, hey.
Hot Spanish guy.
Love your accent.
:40:24
Love your ding-dong.''
:40:26
I'm telling you, man,
right now there is a dick
in your girlfriend's mouth.
:40:30
Knock it off.
What'd I say?
:40:41
[ Giggling, hattering
Indistinctly ]
:40:52
Oh, my God!
:40:57
Guys!
heck it out.
Lesbians.