American Pie 2
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:39:02
- [ Laughs ]
- Hey, Vicky only slept with
one guy since we went out.

:39:07
lmean, that like makesme
50% ofherentireguy-relatedlife.

:39:12
You dipshit.
:39:14
She didn't sleep with one guy.
She slept with at least three.

:39:17
- What?
- When a girl tells you how
many guys she slept with,

:39:21
multiply it by three
and that's the real number.

:39:23
[Laughs]
Didn 'tyou fuckers learn
anythingat college?

:39:28
Look, he did not sleep
with three girls, okay?

:39:30
Much like Sly
and the Family Stone aren't
gonna dance on in here...

:39:33
and gang-bang me
between the Afros
and the bell bottoms, okay?

:39:37
It's not gonna happen.
:39:39
Kevin Meyers did not sleep
with three girls at Michigan.

:39:41
But why would he lie to me?
It's not a lie. It's an
adjustment. The rule ofthree.

:39:43
But why would he lie to me?
It's not a lie. It's an
adjustment. The rule ofthree.

:39:45
The rule ofwhat?
Three.

:39:47
A guy tells you how many girls
he's hooked up with,
it's not even close to that.

:39:51
Take that number
anddivide it bythree.
Thenyouget the realtotal.

:39:54
So, if Kevin's saying
it's been three girls,
it's more like one, or none.

:39:59
- None?
- Rule ofthree.

:40:01
It's an exact science,
consistent as gravity.

:40:05
Ozzy,
l'm happy foryou.

:40:07
At least you've seen
a nice bod while Heather's
offsucking dick.

:40:10
Sifler, keep your fantasies
to yourself.

:40:12
Dude, use
your fuckin' brain.

:40:14
''Oh, I'm an American
college chick. La, la, la.

:40:18
''Your European cultural
shit is so charming.

:40:20
''Ooh, hey.
Hot Spanish guy.
Love your accent.

:40:24
Love your ding-dong.''
:40:26
I'm telling you, man,
right now there is a dick
in your girlfriend's mouth.

:40:30
Knock it off.
What'd I say?

:40:41
[ Giggling, hattering
Indistinctly ]

:40:52
Oh, my God!
:40:57
Guys!
heck it out.
Lesbians.


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