:30:02
Oh.
Oh, man.
:30:06
I will do anything--
anything-- to sleep
with you chicks.
:30:11
Okay? l'llgrab
everyguy'sass
in this room.
:30:15
l'llcaress it, even.
l'llshavesome ass
iftheyneedit.
:30:18
Oh, yeah.
You heardme.
:30:21
It's true.
I'll kiss everybody here.
Dudes, chicks, everybody.
:30:26
Because lam comfortable
with mysexuality.
:30:30
Oh, yeah.
:30:33
At least have a drink
with the Stifmeister.
:30:37
All right.
That's fair.
:30:41
All right.
:30:45
You truly are
a Stifmeister.
:30:47
- Welcome back to the party.
- Steve, those are my lesbians.
:30:52
Ladies, I am down
with the funky shit.
:30:54
Like what?
One time at this party,
I was drinking champagne--
:30:59
Thankyou. Thankyou.
:31:02
Ournextsoloist
willbe Michelle Flaherty.
:31:05
[Applause]
:31:28
[ Off-key ]
:31:34
Petey?
:31:40
This kid is killing me.
:31:45
You suck, retard.
I'm not retarded.
:31:47
You suck, retard.
I'm not retarded.
:31:48
I'm a very special boy.
:31:50
[ Note Blasts ]
[ Gasping ]
:31:52
[ Off-key ]
:31:57
To live the life
that's in his dreams