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:30:02
Oh.
Oh, man.

:30:06
I will do anything--
anything-- to sleep
with you chicks.

:30:11
Okay? l'llgrab
everyguy'sass
in this room.

:30:15
l'llcaress it, even.
l'llshavesome ass
iftheyneedit.

:30:18
Oh, yeah.
You heardme.

:30:21
It's true.
I'll kiss everybody here.
Dudes, chicks, everybody.

:30:26
Because lam comfortable
with mysexuality.

:30:30
Oh, yeah.
:30:33
At least have a drink
with the Stifmeister.

:30:37
All right.
That's fair.

:30:41
All right.
:30:45
You truly are
a Stifmeister.

:30:47
- Welcome back to the party.
- Steve, those are my lesbians.

:30:52
Ladies, I am down
with the funky shit.

:30:54
Like what?
One time at this party,
I was drinking champagne--

:30:59
Thankyou. Thankyou.
:31:02
Ournextsoloist
willbe Michelle Flaherty.

:31:05
[Applause]
:31:28
[ Off-key ]
:31:34
Petey?
:31:40
This kid is killing me.
:31:45
You suck, retard.
I'm not retarded.

:31:47
You suck, retard.
I'm not retarded.

:31:48
I'm a very special boy.
:31:50
[ Note Blasts ]
[ Gasping ]

:31:52
[ Off-key ]
:31:57
To live the life
that's in his dreams


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