:17:01
[Sighs]
:17:02
PACKARD: Who wrote this?
:17:09
Aah!
:17:10
You have disturbed the dirt.
:17:14
-Uh, pardon me?
-You have disturbed the dirt!
:17:16
Dirt from around the globe,
spanning the centuries!
:17:18
[Gasps] What have you done?
:17:20
England must never
merge with France!
:17:22
-What's it doin' in my bed?
-You ask too many questions.
:17:25
Who are you?
Who sent you? Speak up!
:17:26
-Me? I'm, uh...
-Bah! I will know soon enough.
:17:28
Hey, hey, hey!
Let go!
:17:30
Do not be such a crybaby.
Hold still.
:17:32
Aha! There you are.
:17:34
Now tell me your story,
my little friend.
:17:37
Parchment fiber from
the Nile circa 500 B. C.
:17:39
Lead pencil, number 2.
Paint flecks...
:17:40
of a type used
in government buildings.
:17:42
You have a cat,
short-haired Persian...
:17:43
two years old,
third in a litter ofseven.
:17:45
There are all
the microscopic fingerprints...
:17:47
of the mapmaker.
:17:50
And linguist.
:17:52
-Hey, how did you--
-This is an outrage!
:17:54
You must leave at once!
Out, out, out, out, out!
:17:57
Uh-oh. Sat in the dirt,
didn't you?
:17:59
Moliere, now what
have I told you...
:18:01
about playing nice
with the other kids?
:18:02
Get back. I've got soap,
and I'm not afraid to use it.
:18:04
[Hisses]
:18:05
Back, foul creature!
:18:06
Back to the pit
from which you came!
:18:08
[Grunts]
:18:09
The name's Sweet.
:18:10
Joshua Sweet.
Medical officer.
:18:12
MILO: Yeah, Milo Thatch.
:18:13
Milo Thatch.
You're my 3:00.
:18:15
Well, no time like the present.
:18:17
-Oh, boy.
-Nice, isn't it?
:18:18
The catalog says
that this little beauty...
:18:20
can saw through a femur
in 28 seconds.
:18:21
I'm bettin' I can
cut that time in half.
:18:23
Now, stick out your
tongue and say "ahh."
:18:25
Oh, no, really,
I have a--Aah.
:18:26
-So, where you from?
-[Grunting]
:18:27
Really? I have
family up that way.
:18:29
Beautiful country up there.
Do you do any fishing?
:18:31
[Garbled speech]
:18:32
Me? I hate fishing.
I hate fish.
:18:34
Hate the taste,
hate the smell...
:18:35
and hate all them
little bones.
:18:36
Here, I'm gonna need you
to fill these up.
:18:38
[Sputters]
With what?
:18:40
PACKARD: Will Milo Thatch
please report to the bridge?
:18:42
Thank you.
:18:43
I mean, uh, uh,
nice meeting you.
:18:46
Uh-huh. Nice meeting you, too.
:18:52
So I says to him,
"What's wrong with my meatloaf?"
:18:55
And he says to me--Oh.
:18:56
Hold on a second, Margie,
I got another call.
:18:59
Sir, we're approaching
coordinates.