:58:01
- Sir Knolte?
- I paid my debt and now I must leave.
:58:04
Knolte was once
one of the greatest knights in England,
:58:08
until he fell for Percival's trick
and the queen lost her throne.
:58:11
That was a long time ago.
:58:13
I've laid down my sword
and I will not fight again.
:58:17
Wait. Knolte!
:58:20
Uh, uh...
:58:22
But... check this out. Knolte!
:58:25
Sir Knolte!
:58:37
I still say we should move camp. It's just luck
Percival's patrols have yet to discover us.
:58:43
An interesting suggestion. Now here's
another suggestion: serve more gruel.
:58:48
(men laugh)
:58:49
You know, y'all dead wrong.
You dead wrong. This is a lady here.
:58:55
Uh, Vicky? I wanna thank you
:58:58
- for helping Sir Knolte save my life.
- Actually, the plan was mine.
:59:02
- No shit?
- I shit you not.
:59:05
I had to tell everyone
I'd heard it from a great warrior,
:59:07
otherwise no one would have
listened to me, a woman.
:59:11
- So you like me a little more than you...
- Did you have a nice time with the princess?
:59:17
Wait! Look, the only reason
I slept with the princess,
:59:20
cos I thought she was you. That's true.
That's the real true bill. True bill. OK?
:59:24
It was dark, and I had no night-light.
:59:27
- I'm tellin' you...
- Whatever you think I want to hear.
:59:32
- I think all our words have been said.
- Hey, Vicky...
:59:35
I can help you get outta here, way outta here.
:59:38
Take you to a place where a smart woman
like you can do more than just ladle gruel.
:59:43
Look, if you show me how to get to the lake,
tomorrow you'll be at Fox Hills Mall
:59:48
gettin' your legs waxed.
Huh? Drinkin' mai tais, chillin'.
:59:52
So what's it gonna be?
Gruel, leprosy, mean-ass king?
:59:59
Mai tais, chillin', bikini, thong?