:26:02
l mean, l'm cutting
in me dad's shop, but. . .
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not competitions.
:26:07
Oh.
:26:13
Well, you ve changed a bit.
:26:21
Ladies and gentlemen, it's, um,
:26:24
wonderful to see such
a broad church here tonight.
:26:28
We have teams from all three corners
of the United Kingdom.
:26:33
To win the coveted
Silver Scissors Trophy,
:26:37
these giants
of the styling world. . .
:26:40
will do battle over four events.
:26:43
These are the, um--
:26:46
The Women's Timed Blow Dry.
:26:48
Uh, the Men's Freestyle, where. . .
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members of our lovely audience
will be styled.
:26:55
Um, Hair By Night--
evening wear, evening hair.
:27:00
And finally the Total Look,
:27:03
where the follicle meets the
metaphysical, ladies and gentlemen.
:27:07
But remember, folks,
all competitors. . .
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must adhere strictly
to the Federation rules.
:27:13
In your dreams.
:27:16
You'll find a copy
in your gift bags by the door.
:27:20
Entries must be in
by midnight tonight.
:27:23
So, don't hang about.
Big up the big hair.
:27:32
Look at them.
:27:33
l ve swept better hairstyles
off the floor of our salon.
:27:37
l'm off to bed.
You coming?
:27:40
l ll just hang out a little bit
longer. Just till l finish my drink.
:27:44
Suit yourself.
Keep an eye on her.
:27:46
Okay.
:27:49
Hello, love.
:27:51
Eh-up, chuck. Nice to see you.
lt s okay, Phil s not entering.
:27:54
Of course. He s been
off the circuit ten years.
:27:56
There's no harm in checking. l don t
want anything messing this one up.
:27:59
- Have you got the combs?
- Shh!