:19:03
Mr. Tinkles, don't forget
to wash behind the ears!
:19:07
If I'm going to be a secret agent,
I should have a better name.
:19:15
He's a pro wrestler.
That name's taken.
:19:18
Then "Doom Machine" it is.
:19:20
You can call yourself
Squicky the Space Dog for all I care.
:19:25
That don't make your behind
a rocket pack.
:19:27
You are not an agent,
but you are going to help us.
:19:32
So first things first.
Kid, pay attention.
:19:35
History 101 :
:19:37
Dogs have always been
man's best friend.
:19:39
I'm sure even you know that.
:19:41
But cats, they're another story.
:19:43
Peek, start with ancient Egypt.
:19:45
We've seen that 5 billion times.
:19:48
Okay. Never mind.
Sorry. Here goes.
:19:52
Ancient Egypt.
:19:55
See these hieroglyphics?
:19:57
Humans read them and say that
ancient people worshiped cats.
:20:04
An evil cat named Shen-Akh-Akumon made
them build pyramids, monuments. . .
:20:09
. . .and treated them like they
were his litter box.
:20:12
Things were terrible.
:20:14
This is the best part.
:20:16
So the dogs,
being man's best friend, rose up.
:20:21
And put them down.
:20:25
With humans being back on top, we
took our natural place at their side.
:20:30
And the people just forgot?
:20:32
Remember, they're a very
primitive species.
:20:35
Can't sense earthquakes, smell fear.
:20:37
Heck, they can't even take
responsibility for their own farts.
:20:42
Gross.
:20:44
Guilty.
:20:45
I'll get the fence.
:20:47
That's how our outfit got started.
:20:50
Sometimes a rogue cat gets too big for
his coat and thinks he can take over.
:20:54
Our mission's to keep the cats from
the lab until he finishes the formula.
:20:59
-Anything weird, call us on the collar.
-Yes, sir!