Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles
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:23:03
- Oh, nice. This-This your boy?
- Yeah, that's Mikey.

:23:07
- So, you married?
- No, he's not married.

:23:10
- So you got custody?
- Yeah. Well, Mikey's my son.

:23:14
- Right. So you're a good parent?
- Well, I'd say.

:23:17
Right. Oh, this is too good.
I finally bump into a cute cowboy.

:23:22
He's more Robert Redford's vintage
than Brad Pitt's, but that's okay...

:23:25
'cause he's got a mansion in Beverly
Hills, plus he's got custody of his kid.

:23:28
That means he'd be a good dad
to my Cindy and this is--

:23:31
Oh, there's a catch, right?
:23:32
Nothing this good
ever happens to me.

:23:34
Are you-- You're not available?
You're- You're gay, right?

:23:39
Um, most of the time,
pretty happy, yeah.

:23:42
[ Chuckles ]
Of course.

:23:44
Cute cowboy, Venice Beach,
had to be gay.

:23:47
What was I thinking?
:23:50
- Boy, she was a chatterbox.
- Yeah, mate. American woman.

:23:57
- She's got a nice ass.
- Yeah. Hey,

:24:01
you gotta stop hangin'
around that pub.

:24:05
[ Sighs ]
Who taught you that? Nugget?

:24:10
- Find anything fishy?
- Yeah. Listen to this.

:24:15
Silvergate Pictures make their
first movie, right? LethalAgent.

:24:19
It's a total bomb.
:24:21
So the very next picture
they make is LethalAgent II...

:24:24
which, of course, goes straight
to video where no one rents it.

:24:28
And guess what they're doing now
to save their reputation?

:24:31
- Uh--
- Yeah.

:24:35
I don't know.
Did Tom talk to these guys?

:24:37
Yeah. I think he spoke to everybody
from the president of the studio down.

:24:41
That's when he seemed to get
really excited about the story.

:24:44
All I can see here is a bunch of
really dumb business decisions.

:24:49
But, of course,
that's not illegal.

:24:51
Well, you know, that's
the research I did for him.

:24:54
Whatever Tom was working on
isprobably in his P. C.

:24:57
I can get the disk from his house,
ifyou're interested.

:24:59
That'd be great.

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