:05:00
Well, what if I used to fuck your
brother? You wouldn't like that a bit.
:05:03
I didn't used to fuck your sister.
She was my girlfriend.
:05:06
- We didn't fuck.
- You didn't fuck her?
:05:08
Of course I fucked her!
She's my girlfriend!
:05:11
You know what I mean by that.
:05:18
All your mama's gonna do is talk
about your damn old boyfriends.
:05:21
- Here we go. Mm-hmm.
- How great they were.
:05:23
I'm sick and tired of
hearin' them damn stories.
:05:25
I've heard 'em a hundred times.
And they were idiots, every one of'em!
:05:29
Oh, so I'm such a dumb-ass,
I went with idiots all the time?
:05:32
- Hey, you said it, honey.
- You like to hurt
my feelings, don't you?
:05:36
Okay, you're not a dumb-ass.
I'm sorry.
:05:38
But they were fuckin' idiots.
:05:40
Every last one of'em
was little-dicked idiots.!
:05:44
Muscle men, half of'em,
which I know you like.
:05:46
Fuck every one of'em.!
:05:50
- You hate my whole family, don't you?
- I love your family.
:05:53
Does that mean
I have to love yours?
:05:59
Honey, you're gonna have to quit
actin' like you're gonna kill yourself.
:06:02
It's embarrassin'.
:06:04
- You know he neighbors
talk about us, don' you?
- You fucked my sister!
:06:07
You was 13 years old!
:06:10
Did you want me
to get thrown in jail?
:06:12
- I couldn't fuck you,
could I? Back then?
- [Telephone Ringing]
:06:16
- It's on the washer. Where's my brush?
- [Ringing Continues]
:06:24
Hello?
:06:26
You're shittin' me.
:06:31
- Is J.C. Livin' here now?
- [Clears Throat]
:06:34
Okay. All right.
:06:37
We'll call you a 12:00. Bye.
:06:39
- [Replaces Receiver]
- Who was it?
:06:45
Honey, it was my daddy.
:06:49
Uncle Hazel's been thrown in jail
for armed robbery.
:06:51
- What?
- Yeah.
:06:53
We're gonna have to go to Little Rock.
His bail's pretty high.
:06:56
- Uncle Hazel?
- Yeah.
:06:59
Well, what's he doin' committin'
a crime like armed robbery?