:03:02
- I mean, anything could happen.
- Yeah, anything could happen,
:03:05
like they invent a new boo
that's silent.
:03:09
What ? Huh ? What ?
What are you looking at ?
:03:13
This girl I met at the Shark Bar
last night. I told her to come down.
:03:17
Damn, she's skinny. Until y'all
have sex, she just might start a fire.
:03:21
Our next act is a comedian.
How about a hand for Mr. Lance Barton ?
:03:25
- What is that ? What's with the hat ?
- You don't like the hat ?
:03:29
You look like you're gonna tie somebody
to the railroad tracks.
:03:33
I need style. Nobody wants to see Lance
Barton, bike messenger from Bed-Stuy.
:03:37
People want to see
Lance Barton, comedian.
:03:39
- What people ?
- Lance Barton people.
:03:42
Lance Barton, everybody.
Come on.
:03:45
- No boos.
- No boos.
:03:46
- Here comes Booey.
- Let's get ready.
:03:48
Lance Barton, everybody.
:03:51
Don't touch me, man.
:03:55
Hey, what's up, Apollo ?
:03:58
Where'd you get that hat, man ?
:04:02
- Yeah. Yeah, all right. So, uh--
:04:06
How come every time...
:04:09
a airplane crash,
:04:11
all they can ever find
is the black box ?
:04:14
Why don't they just make
the whole plane out of the black box ?
:04:19
Yeah. I got roaches.
Who here got roaches ?
:04:23
Everybody got roaches, man.
It's Harlem.
:04:26
Yeah. Yeah,
everybody got roaches.
:04:28
Yeah, man. I got some roaches
in my house, man.
:04:32
Roaches so big, one roach
got drafted in the second round.
:04:37
Get your ass offstage, Booey.
That shit ain't funny.
:04:39
- Yeah.
:04:41
- Hey, you suck!
:04:44
- Come on. Hold it together.
:04:47
I know this girl so ugly,
she had to wear makeup on the radio.
:04:52
Boo !