:38:02
Can we get some more juice
For Big I.V. ?
:38:07
Hey, guys, I brought us
some friends from the media.
:38:09
So if anybody is not where
they're supposed to be...
:38:11
or with somebody they're
not supposed to be with...
:38:13
or got a little crust in their eyes,
you might want to get up right now.
:38:17
You can't bring news cameras
into the boardroom.
:38:21
Hey, relax.
We got nothing to hide.
:38:23
If there's not enough seats,
you can just sit on somebody's lap,
:38:26
unless the person next to you
don't got a lap.
:38:28
So, what's up ?
:38:31
Mr. Wellington,
At your hospital in Kentucky,
:38:34
a teenager with a bullet wound to
his head was sent to another hospital...
:38:37
15miles away, dying en route.
:38:40
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hospitals don't kill people.
:38:43
- People kill people.
- What kind of cold-ass shit is that ?
:38:46
We can't be sendin' people out
with bullet wounds to their head.
:38:49
That's somethin' you definitely
have to take serious.
:38:51
From now on,
we got a new slogan.
:38:54
"Shot in the head,
you get a bed." Okay ?
:38:56
"If your head is bloody,
:38:59
I want bullet wounds in this place
to be treated like cash--
:39:02
accepted everywhere.
:39:06
But not without
adequate insurance.
:39:08
"Not without adequate insurance."
:39:10
Is insurance really adequate ?
:39:12
When you pay for insurance,
do you feel assured ?
:39:16
They shouldn't even
Call it insurance.
:39:18
They should just call it
"in case shit."
:39:20
I give a company some money
in case shit happens.
:39:23
Now, if shit don't happen,
shouldn't I get my money back ?
:39:27
- Wouldn't that be fair ?
:39:29
If I had known y'all was gonna keep the
money, I would've got in an accident.
:39:32
And if you're gonna
take my money,
:39:35
at least spend the money
on some poor, sick people.
:39:38
Don't take my money
and buy a Mercedes-Benz...
:39:41
and park it in front
of Brooklyn Hospital...
:39:43
with all these broke people
gotta walk by it.
:39:46
I just got off the B-44 bus, and I
got to look at your Mercedes-Benz ?
:39:50
- I should just stab the tire !
:39:53
And why do doctors cost so much ?
:39:55
Do you know ?
Shut the hell up !
:39:58
It's like doctors chargin' all
this money for a triple bypass surgery.