1:00:01
We were so poor...
1:00:03
that the rats had bald spots.
1:00:06
Crap. Cripitty-crap-crap.
1:00:08
I'm supposed to sit here and listen to
this crap just because you own the club?
1:00:12
Rich son of a bitch.
1:00:13
- Oooh !
- That's comedy. That's comedy.
1:00:16
Drinks for everybody.
That, my friend, is comedy.
1:00:18
- Allright ?
1:00:22
Shut up before I crush you
with my wallet.
1:00:24
- Ooh !
1:00:26
Bothering me on the job.
Do I come to your job and bother you ?
1:00:30
Do I kick the squeegee
out your hand ? No.
1:00:33
I leave it right there.
Let you get all the cars all day long.
1:00:38
- I didn't always have money.
1:00:41
No, no, no.
When I was a kid, we really was poor.
1:00:47
My dad was the cheapest man on Earth.
My father's so cheap...
1:00:50
that when we went to bed,
he'd unplug the clocks.
1:00:56
"You can't tell time
when you asleep."
1:01:02
And the last spot for
the Apollo's final show goes to...
1:01:05
millionaire Charles Wellington
from New York City.
1:01:09
And to make the night right, closing out
the show will be Brian McKnight.
1:01:13
Boy, I don't know
what got into that Wellington,
1:01:16
but I like him.
1:01:18
It was a long time ago.
1:01:29
Furis murder! Furis murder!
1:01:32
- Fur is murder !
- Furis murder!
1:01:35
- Furis murder!
- I'm gonna show you murder !
1:01:39
Don't be stingy.
1:01:43
Stick to the soft stuff.
You can gum it.
1:01:46
Kiss my ass.
1:01:48
I'm so glad we're giving
back to the community.
1:01:50
Put on the hat. Put it on.
1:01:53
So I still gotta get onstage
and not get booed off.
1:01:56
You're doin' pretty good.
1:01:58
- Thank you for the party.
- No problem, sickie.