Earth vs. the Spider
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:08:00
-Pay me in installments.
-Seriously?

:08:03
You're my number one
Arachnid Avenger fan.

:08:06
This is so cool.
This morning started out bad.

:08:10
Yeah, yeah. You can blow me later.
:08:12
Okay, so now, check this out.
:08:19
1 .1 of the new graphic novel series.
:08:23
-I've been waiting for this.
-This kicks ass on anything!

:08:27
It's got his whole story.
:08:29
How he got injected in Desert Storm
and got his powers.

:08:33
Oh, man.
:08:36
Look at this!
The way he just cleans house.

:08:40
God, l wish l could do
some of that stuff.

:08:44
This issue is mint.
Do not spooge on this one.

:08:47
-Don't worry.
-Forget it.

:08:50
I'm giving this pig a double-bagger
and a comic condom.

:09:02
Morning.
:09:15
-What's up, Papa Nick?
-Hey. How's tricks?

:09:20
-Okay, l guess.
-"Okay"? "Okay"?

:09:25
You're 23, your prostate's the size
of a pea, and you got two good legs.

:09:29
You ungrateful punk. The world
should be great. It's beautiful.

:09:35
-Want a bite of my sandwich?
-I'm okay.

:09:38
-Bologna with Kalamata olive spread.
-No, thanks.

:09:43
All right, then.
Let's make our rounds, kid.

:09:51
-So you ask her out this morning?
-Who?

:09:54
Who? Who? The goddess
of the hallway, Stephanie who.


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