Freddy Got Fingered
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:29:00
Um...
:29:03
That's my umbilical cord.
:29:06
Oh? Didn't you ever have that removed?
:29:09
Um...
:29:11
It's taped. It's just for fun.
:29:13
I taped it there for fun.
:29:16
Uh...
:29:18
OK. I can work around it.
:29:21
Wait... wait... wait...
:29:25
- Come on.
- Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait.

:29:29
OK.
:29:46
- Hello, Father.
- Hey, Freddy!

:29:49
- How are you, son?
- I'm working hard, just like you taught me.

:29:54
- You moving back home, Freddy?
- What? No, no, no.

:29:57
No way, Mother. I'm a man now.
:30:00
I'm all grown up and I'm out on my own
and I'm earning a good living.

:30:04
- Is it gonna be a busy day at the bank today?
- Well, I sure hope so.

:30:10
Is that, um...?
:30:12
Your big brother. He couldn't handle the
complexities of making a cheese sandwich...

:30:16
...so now he's back home with us.
- Wow.

:30:19
Jeez, is that idiot still in the shower?
Shit, how much water is he gonna use?

:30:23
Yeah, how much is he gonna use? All of it?
:30:25
He should save some for the fish. Huh, Pop?
:30:40
Gord!
:30:43
I'll fix him.
:30:45
How's the water? Cold enough for ya?
:30:57
Dammit. Don't tell me you're so stupid, you
can't tell the difference between hot and cold.


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