:39:01
in this get-together.
:39:02
If you would have told me
you were coming...
:39:03
I would have warned you it's not
like a real party or anything.
:39:07
You're right about that.
:39:09
So, is this
your record collection?
:39:11
God, no. This is just junk
I have for sale.
:39:14
- The record room is off limits.
- Really?
:39:21
Here.
:39:28
Are all these records?
:39:29
I've got about 1,500 78s
at this point.
:39:33
I've tried
to pare down my collection...
:39:35
to just the essential.
:39:41
Look at this room.
:39:45
This is, like, my dream room.
:39:49
Look at all this stuff.
:39:55
You are, like,
the luckiest guy in the world.
:39:58
I would kill
to have stuff like this.
:40:00
Please.
Go ahead and kill me.
:40:02
Oh, come on.
What are you talking about?
:40:05
You think it's healthy
to obsessively collect things?
:40:08
You can't connect
with other people...
:40:10
so you fill your life
with stuff.
:40:12
I'm just like all the rest of
these pathetic collector losers.
:40:15
No, you're not.
You're a cool guy, Seymour.
:40:19
Then how come I haven't had
a girlfriend in four years?
:40:24
I can't even remember the last
time a girl talked to me.
:40:26
I'm talking to you.
:40:27
You know,
I bet there are tons of women...
:40:29
who'd go out with you
in a minute.
:40:30
I know I could get you a date
in, like, two seconds.
:40:32
Good luck.
:40:33
I mean it.
You leave everything to me...
:40:35
I'm going to be your own
personal dating service.
:40:38
Yeah, well, we should get back.
:40:39
By the end of this summer...
:40:40
you're going to be
up to your neck in pussy.
:40:42
Jesus.
:40:44
What about her?
Would you go out with her?
:40:47
What kind of a question is that?
:40:49
It's totally irrelevant,
because a girl like that...
:40:52
would never be caught dead
with me.
:40:53
Yeah,
but put that aside for now.
:40:55
Would you go out with her?
:40:57
I really didn't
get a good look at her.
:40:58
Yes, you did. Whoa.