:48:03
Sometimes
I think I'm going crazy...
:48:04
from sexual frustration.
:48:06
And you haven't heard
of the miracle of masturbation?
:48:14
Heads up.
:48:19
My band's playing here
on Friday night...
:48:20
and there's going to be
a bunch of cool bands playing...
:48:24
and you don't have to pay...
:48:26
if you show them this flier
at the door.
:48:29
You should come check it out.
:48:33
Which band is yours?
:48:35
It's Alien Autopsy.
:48:37
Oh. Bitchin'.
:48:39
Yeah, well...
:48:42
maybe I'll see you there.
:48:43
Yeah. Thanks.
:48:48
God, what a dork.
:48:49
You're just jealous.
:48:51
Trust me, at this point,
I'm past the fact...
:48:53
that every single guy
likes you better than me.
:48:55
Oh, face it. You just hate
every single guy...
:48:57
on the face of the earth.
:48:58
That's not true.
:49:00
I just hate all
these extroverted, obnoxious...
:49:03
pseudo-bohemian losers.
:49:06
The Donnie G show.
Donnie G!
:49:09
Nothing but classic rock...
:49:11
coming at you
this beautiful evening.
:49:12
You're listening to KFTO--
:49:14
God, that asshole's voice
is so hateful.
:49:17
No wonder
I never listen to the radio.
:49:19
Relax, Seymour. Relax.
:49:21
He's just so shrill
and loud and piercing.
:49:24
I feel like I'm being
jabbed in the face.
:49:27
"KTO coming at you
on this beautiful evening."
:49:30
- So...
- Thank you.
:49:35
Why'd you bring the record?
:49:36
I brought it
so he can autograph it.
:49:38
He's going to be amazed
to see it.
:49:40
It's one
of only two known copies.
:49:43
I can't believe they have him
as the opening act...
:49:45
and not the headliner.
:49:46
It's-- What an insult.
:49:48
There's gonna be lots of girls
to pick from at this bar.
:49:52
I'm not holding my breath
in that department.