:53:01
Well, I been plowin'
behind the mule, son
:53:04
Picking cotton all day long
:53:09
Yes, I been plowin'
:53:12
Picking cotton all day long
:53:16
I said, Lordy, baby
:53:20
But my woman she be gone
:53:29
Now I remember why I haven't
been anywhere in months.
:53:32
It's simple for everybody else.
:53:33
You give them a Big Mac
and a pair of Nikes...
:53:36
and they're happy.
:53:37
I can't relate to
ninety-nine percent of humanity.
:53:40
I can't relate to humanity,
either...
:53:42
but I don't think
it's completely hopeless.
:53:44
Well, it's not
completely hopeless for you.
:53:47
I'm not even
in the same universe...
:53:49
as those creatures back there.
:53:50
We just need
to find you a place...
:53:52
where you can meet someone...
:53:53
who isn't a complete idiot,
that's all.
:53:57
Why do you care so much
if I get a date or not?
:53:59
I don't know.
:54:01
I guess I just can't stand
the idea of a world...
:54:03
where a guy like you
can't get a date.
:54:12
What is this, Seymour?
:54:15
Oh, that.
:54:17
I borrowed that from work
about fifteen years ago.
:54:19
I guess it's mine now.
:54:21
What are you,
a Klansman or something?
:54:24
Yeah, I'm a Klansman.
:54:28
You know
the Cook's Chicken franchise?
:54:31
"Four-piece Cook's special...
:54:32
"deep-fried with side and slaw.
It's outrageous!"
:54:36
Yeah, well,
Cook's is just a made up name.
:54:41
Back in 1922...
:54:42
they were originally called
Coon Chicken Inn.
:54:44
That's an early painting
of their first logo.