:58:04
Do you serve beer
or any alcohol?
:58:09
I wish.
:58:10
Actually, you wish.
:58:12
After about five minutes
of this movie...
:58:14
you're going to wish
you had ten beers.
:58:23
What are you doing? You don't
ever criticize the feature.
:58:26
Why?
What's the difference?
:58:27
I mean,
we already got his money.
:58:30
Look, that's the policy, OK?
:58:32
If you want to make up
your own rules...
:58:34
open up your own theater.
:58:39
And let me have lots of butter
on it.
:58:53
Here you go.
:58:54
Smothered in delicious
yellow chemical sludge.
:59:01
What the hell is wrong with you?
:59:04
What?
:59:05
I was just joking around
with the customers.
:59:07
- It's my shtick.
- Well, lose it.
:59:09
And why aren't you
pushing the larger sizes?
:59:12
Didn't you get training
about up-sizing?
:59:14
Yeah,
but I feel really weird.
:59:17
It's pretty sleazy.
:59:20
It's not optional!
:59:26
Jesus.
:59:28
Hi. Can I get a medium 7 Up?
:59:32
Medium?
:59:34
Why, sir, do you not know
that for a mere 25 cents more...
:59:38
you could purchase
a large beverage?
:59:40
And you know,
I'm only telling you this...
:59:42
because we're such good friends.
:59:44
Medium
is really only for suckers...
:59:46
who don't know
the concept of value.
:59:48
What are you talking about?
:59:51
What kind of loser gets fired
after one day?
:59:53
Look, I told you.
The manager was a total asshole.
:59:56
I'll get another job.
:59:58
Besides, I have some ideas
to make money in the meantime.