:10:04
You never paid me for that tape
of the lndian dance routine.
:10:06
Yes, I did.
:10:09
You Jews
are so clever with money.
:10:11
Fuck you!
You stupid redneck hick.
:10:14
Oh, my God.
Look, the Satanists are leaving.
:10:16
Hey, we should follow them.
:10:18
Oh, we totally have to.
:10:23
Oh, my God!
:10:31
So, what do you do
if you're a Satanist, anyway?
:10:36
Sacrifice virgins and stuff.
:10:38
Well, that lets us off the hook.
:10:43
How the hell
did we get so far behind them?
:10:44
I don't know.
That's just great.
:10:46
-Jesus!
-Oh, yay.
:10:49
Oh, my God. Look at this.
:10:52
"Wowsville"?
Authentic Fifties diner?
:10:56
Since when were there mini-malls
in the 1950s?
:11:03
Who could forget this great hit
from the Fifties, huh?
:11:06
I feel as though
I've stepped into a time warp.
:11:09
Hey, check out the awesome
Fifties hairdo on our waiter.
:11:15
Hi.
My name is Allen...
:11:19
and I'll be your waiter
this afternoon.
:11:21
-Hi, Al.
-Can we call you "Weird Al"?
:11:24
I'd imagine so.
:11:29
You should check out
the personals.
:11:30
Maybe our future husbands
are trying to contact us.
:11:37
Here we go.
:11:38
"Windsurfing doctor, Mensan IQ,
maverick Sagittarius.
:11:44
"Let's hit the clubs,
make each other laugh."
:11:47
You can have that one.
:11:49
Jesus, listen to this one.
:11:51
"Do you remember me,
airport shuttle, June 7?
:11:55
"You, striking blond
with yellow dress...
:11:57
"pearl necklace, brown shoes.
:11:59
"I was the bookish fellow
in the green cardigan...