:12:01
"who helped you find
your contact lens.
:12:03
"Am I crazy,
or did we have a moment?"
:12:06
God, that's so pathetic.
:12:07
I mean, she probably
didn't even notice him.
:12:10
And he's psychotically obsessing
over every little detail.
:12:13
We should call him
and pretend to be the blond.
:12:16
Oh, we totally have to.
:12:20
It's his machine.
:12:25
Hi, it's me.
:12:28
Your striking blond.
:12:29
Of course I remember you.
:12:31
Let's get together for lunch
sometime.
:12:32
How about Friday at 1:00?
:12:35
Meet me at my favorite
restaurant--Wowsville.
:12:40
It's in the mall
on Century Parkway.
:12:42
See you there, darling.
:12:44
Oh, yeah, and be sure to wear
that sexy green cardigan.
:12:50
Oh, it's that comedian
I was telling you about.
:12:53
-I still live with my mother.
-He's the absolute worst.
:12:58
So what if she's been dead
for fifteen years?
:13:02
See?
That's barely even a joke.
:13:04
Well, it's like I always say--
:13:08
take my life...please.
:13:13
Joey McCobb, the weirdest man
in show business.
:13:16
If he's so weird,
how come he's wearing Nikes?
:13:21
Joey McCobb is our god.
:13:23
-I want to do him.
-I bet.
:13:26
Actually,
he kind of reminds me...
:13:27
of that one guy
you went out with--Larry.
:13:29
God,
what look was he going for...
:13:30
a gay tennis player
from the Forties?
:13:32
-Fuck you.
-You dated him.
:13:37
Why do you have this?
:13:38
I don't know. You lent it to me
in, like, tenth grade.
:13:40
Oh, look at how cute I am.
:13:44
What a little hose bag.
:13:49
Look, there's my dad
with Maxine.
:13:51
God, look at her.
What a fucking monster.
:13:56
If he starts dating her again,
I'll kill myself.