:15:00
And nature's nectar,
wake-up Juice.
:15:05
And give me
six of these beef jerkys.
:15:07
I'm hungry enough to chew
the crotch out of a rag doll.
:15:10
Hey! Hey, you!
:15:13
How many times I tell you?
No shirt, no service.
:15:15
Get the hell out of my store.
:15:16
What do you think this is,
Club Med?
:15:17
It's America, dude.
Learn the rules.
:15:20
No, you learn the rules.
We Greeks invented democracy.
:15:23
-You also invented homos.
-Fuck you.
:15:26
You wish.
You got to buy me dinner first.
:15:31
So...
:15:32
Can we talk about this
in a minute?
:15:34
Seriously, I'm, like,
this close to being done.
:15:52
Son of a bitch.
:15:55
What do you think you're doing?
:15:57
Turn off that goddamn noise.
:15:59
Rock 'n' roll, baby.
Freedom of speech.
:16:01
What do you think this is,
Woodstock?
:16:03
-That guy rules!
-Who, Doug?
:16:06
That guy spends more time
in here than I do.
:16:09
It's my parking lot!
:16:10
So, Josh,
will you please give us a ride?
:16:13
-Please, Josh?
-No.
:16:15
-Please? It'll be super fun.
-Please, Josh?
:16:21
Look, I don't see
why you guys even need a ride.
:16:23
You could walk there
in two minutes.
:16:26
It's just an excuse for us
to spend time with you, Josh.
:16:29
If this guy freaks out,
will you protect us?
:16:31
This guy
has every reason to freak out.
:16:33
This is a pretty fucked up thing
to do to somebody.
:16:37
I think Josh
is becoming too mature for us.
:16:44
Oh, look, maybe that's him.
:16:46
No. It's still
twenty-five minutes too early.
:16:51
Aren't there
a million places like this?
:16:53
No. This is the ultimate.
:16:55
It's, like, the Taj Mahal
of fake Fifties diners.
:16:59
So, where's the Weird AI guy?