:41:03
I've tried
to pare down my collection...
:41:04
to just the essential.
:41:12
Look at this room.
:41:16
This is, like, my dream room.
:41:20
Look at all this stuff.
:41:25
You are, like,
the luckiest guy in the world.
:41:29
I would kill
to have stuff like this.
:41:31
Please.
Go ahead and kill me.
:41:33
Oh, come on.
What are you talking about?
:41:36
You think it's healthy
to obsessively collect things?
:41:39
You can't connect
with other people...
:41:41
so you fill your life
with stuff.
:41:43
I'm just like all the rest of
these pathetic collector losers.
:41:47
No, you're not.
You're a cool guy, Seymour.
:41:51
Then how come I haven't had
a girlfriend in four years?
:41:56
I can't even remember the last
time a girl talked to me.
:41:58
I'm talking to you.
:41:59
You know,
I bet there are tons of women...
:42:01
who'd go out with you
in a minute.
:42:03
I know I could get you a date
in, like, two seconds.
:42:05
Good luck.
:42:06
I mean it.
You leave everything to me...
:42:08
I'm going to be your own
personal dating service.
:42:10
Yeah, well, we should get back.
:42:12
By the end of this summer...
:42:13
you're going to be
up to your neck in pussy.
:42:15
Jesus.
:42:17
What about her?
Would you go out with her?
:42:20
What kind of a question is that?
:42:22
It's totally irrelevant,
because a girl like that...
:42:25
would never be caught dead
with me.
:42:27
Yeah,
but put that aside for now.
:42:28
Would you go out with her?
:42:30
I really didn't
get a good look at her.
:42:31
Yes, you did. Whoa.
:42:34
What about her? Are you
into girls with big tits?
:42:37
Jesus.
:42:40
I mean, as long as
she's not a complete imbecile...
:42:43
and she's even
remotely attractive...
:42:47
Hey, look, there's Norman.
Hi, Norman.
:42:52
We need to find a place
where you can go...
:42:54
to meet women
who share your interests.
:42:56
Maybe I don't want to meet
someone who shares my interests.
:42:59
I hate my interests.