:56:03
Why do you care so much
if I get a date or not?
:56:06
I don't know.
:56:08
I guess I just can't stand
the idea of a world...
:56:10
where a guy like you
can't get a date.
:56:19
What is this, Seymour?
:56:23
Oh, that.
:56:25
I borrowed that from work
about fifteen years ago.
:56:27
I guess it's mine now.
:56:29
What are you,
a Klansman or something?
:56:32
Yeah, I'm a Klansman.
:56:36
You know
the Cook's Chicken franchise?
:56:39
"Four-piece Cook's special...
:56:40
"deep-fried with side and slaw.
It's outrageous!"
:56:44
Yeah, well,
Cook's is just a made up name.
:56:49
Back in 1922...
:56:51
they were originally called
Coon Chicken lnn.
:56:53
That's an early painting
of their first logo.
:57:19
How come everybody
doesn't know this?
:57:22
It's ancient history.
:57:23
Same reason nobody knows about
this Lionel Belasco record.
:57:26
I was more interested in
the whole Cook's phenomenon...
:57:30
when I was about your age.
:57:32
Sort of lost interest
when I started working for them.
:57:36
You work for Cook's Chicken?
:57:40
For nineteen years.
:57:41
Were you a fry cook
or something?
:57:44
Nothing so glamorous, actually.
:57:47
I'm an assistant manager
at their corporate headquarters.
:57:50
Jesus. I'd go nuts if I had
to work in an office all day.
:57:57
So I don't really get it.
:57:58
Are you saying that things
were better back then...