1:00:02
I think
it's a remarkable achievement.
1:00:08
I'm going to let you handle
the 4:30 crowd by yourself.
1:00:11
That way, I can evaluate your
performance while it's slow.
1:00:14
Then we'll ease you
into the big crowds, all right?
1:00:16
-You can count on me, sir.
-Cool.
1:00:22
Do you serve beer
or any alcohol?
1:00:26
I wish.
1:00:28
Actually, you wish.
1:00:30
After about five minutes
of this movie...
1:00:31
you're going to wish
you had ten beers.
1:00:41
What are you doing? You don't
ever criticize the feature.
1:00:44
Why?
What's the difference?
1:00:46
I mean,
we already got his money.
1:00:49
Look, that's the policy, OK?
1:00:51
If you want to make up
your own rules...
1:00:52
open up your own theater.
1:00:57
And let me have lots of butter
on it.
1:01:12
Here you go.
1:01:13
Smothered in delicious
yellow chemical sludge.
1:01:21
What the hell is wrong with you?
1:01:24
What?
1:01:25
I was just joking around
with the customers.
1:01:27
-It's my shtick.
-Well, lose it.
1:01:30
And why aren't you
pushing the larger sizes?
1:01:32
Didn't you get training
about up-sizing?
1:01:34
Yeah,
but I feel really weird.
1:01:37
It's pretty sleazy.
1:01:41
It's not optional!
1:01:47
Jesus.
1:01:49
Hi. Can I get a medium 7 Up?
1:01:53
Medium?
1:01:55
Why, sir, do you not know
that for a mere 25 cents more...
1:01:59
you could purchase
a large beverage?